The New World Order

The problem I always had with the New World Order was-- what was the freaking point? Why go through so much trouble to create a one-world government? It couldn't just be about killing people-- as humanity has always been good at killing people, without a New World Order.

But still, there is no denying that there is some conspiratorial truth to the New World Order.

So, why would we need a New World Order?

I think the best explanation is the one put forth by the Anonymous Physicist: the "New World Order" is ultimately about our evil alien creators, trying to escape the quarantine put on this planet by other alien races.

Sounds crazy, I know, but it's the best explanation that I know of for the evil history of humanity.