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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

You Know the Economy Is Screwed When...

SEC investigators are ridiculously, ludicrously obsessed with surfing tranny porn sites... ummmm, yeah:
Q: Our records show that on Wednesday, August 20th, beginning at 3:17PM, you made approximately 385 attempts to access a website called www.ladyboyx.com. Do you have recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not. But as I indicated previously, that, you know, would not necessarily surprise me.

Q: Now I’m going to show you what has been marked as Exhibit G. This is a record from that same date, August 20th, which our records show that you made over 300 attempts to access a website called www.ladyboyjuice.com. Do you have any recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not have any specific recollection on this site. But, as I indicated, on this specific day, I would not be surprised if I clicked a website on of those day.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is too funny!

4:21 PM  

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