Your New Jesuit Pope-- Pope Francis

Apparently this guy is the first guy to be a Jesuit pope.  End times?

Actually, I have no idea what this means, although Charlie Pierce says this means Dan Brown gets to write 5 more novels...

The guy undoubtedly has some crap in his past, and he's old too. Overall, I'm not going to get too worked up about the corrupt ancient institution of the Catholic church, even if they are a pillar of global conspiracy.

Interesting, yesterday was 3/13/13, or 13/3/13 European style.  Three 3's!