Four Hallmarks of Conservatives

1) the belief that anyone who suffers in a bad economy is a loser (see comments)

2) the inability to understand the human suffering caused by war (particularly if the people dying are non-white), and the ability to completely rationalize and minimize the deaths of innocent non-white civilians

3) the general belief that the military can do no wrong

4) the general belief that all the problems of the country are due to liberals