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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

News of the Weird


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Wonkette piece on Gary Faulkner is actually quite poor, and missing much.

I recommend reading this ASAP!

It is one of the funniest articles you will find--replete with lies, bigger lies, limited hangouts and whatnots.

First off Spooked, get with the program--add his middle name, Brooks--as this guy may be a future patsy. Got it?

Then ya gotta love this:

"Faulkner was carrying a pistol, a 40-inch sword, night-vision equipment and Christian religious books when he was detained, said Mumtaz Ahmed, a police chief in Pakistan.

"When Gary left DIA, he did not have those weapons on him," said Faulkner."

Words spoken by his brother, "Doctor" Scott Faulkner.

And Gary Brooks Faulkner only has 9% remaining kidney function and needs dialysis several times a week, said his sister. (Just like Osama Bin Laden, aka Tim Osman)

I guess the lonely, high altitude desert, or such, is the place to be for people dying of kidney failure?

Perhaps my favorite sentence is:

"He was assigned a police guard, as is quite common for foreigners visiting remote parts of Pakistan."

Well all you foreigners, just go to a remote area of Pakistan and get your own police guard!! Especially if you are carrying all kinds of illegal weapons and...see below.

It probably helps if you are an intel agent or secret society member [wink.]

If the latter is the truth then you can even get away with this (from
the article.:

"..police had confiscated a small amount of hashish, enough for a single joint, from Faulkner."

Note that the article says Faulkner was not charged with anything, despite this and all the weapons.

But I thought many Muslim countries had severe penalties for drugs? Ref: "Midnight Express."

Finally GBF, the article states, has an extensive criminal record.


P.S. I think he was really there to cross over into Afghanistan and steal that $1 trillion in precious minerals.

5:09 PM  

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