Interviewing the President

I guess no "real" journalist would ask these questions, but still...

"Mr. President, do you know how many people's lives have been destroyed by the war in Iraq?"

"Mr. President, how many lives are you willing to sacrifice in Iraq?"

"If you are so concerned about bringing democracy to Iraq, why did you plan so poorly for the post-invasion period?"

"Isn't your agenda really to destroy social security as we know it?"

"How do you feel about the use of torture on prisoners obtained in your 'global war on terror'?"

"Do you believe in the concept of innocent before proven guilty?"

"So, when is the next terror attack coming?"

"How much did Rove tell you about how they rigged the election?"

"When you said you the first plane hit the tower on TV on the morning of 9/11, were you lying?"

"Do you really believe in god?"

"By any chance are you trying to speed up the coming of the rapture?"

"Mr. President, why do you hate America so much?"