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Friday, November 03, 2006

No Osama Tape Yet

But who needs Osama when we have the folks at World Net Daily*-- the people who are willing to do the hard work and poll the "terrorists" What a surprise! Yes indeed, the terorrists want the Democrats to win!

But of course, we knew that all along, didn't we?

But DO the terrorists REALLY want Democrats to win? How do we know they are not playing reverse psychology on us, and they really want Bush to win, but are psyching us out? And how do we know they aren't playing double or triple reverse psychology on us?

And the conventional wisdom is that if Osama appears, it will good for Bush, because he doesn't want Bush to win, even though it makes no sense that Osama would overtly pick a political party and expect his opinion to mean anything.

But what if Osama DOESN'T appear? What will that mean? Does that mean he secretly wants Bush to stay in power-- or he really is rooting for the Democrats?

Oh, it's all so confusing...**

*World Net Daily-- the place that makes Pat Buchanan look like an incredibly reasonable moderate by comparison.

**Just kidding, it's all bullshit of course


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