Humint Events Online: UA93: 44 People "Instantly Cremated", 2 Bibles Survive

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

UA93: 44 People "Instantly Cremated", 2 Bibles Survive

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cartoon Laws of Physics

Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.

Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the specialty of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

indeed!
factard 101:
the amount of DNA that supposedly vaporizes yet is then supposedly scooped up with a backhoe is directly proportional to the number of yellow jackets worn by the majority of barney fifes who must surely have brought their own marshmallows and/or weenies to the resulting campfire.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

un-fucking-real
die terrorist.

4:55 PM  

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