How Tricky Is "Al Qaeda"?
They are so tricky, they managed to pull off 9/11 even though Bush started an illegal spying program six months before 9/11 meant to disrupt their fiendish attack.
They are so tricky, they managed not to pull off any attack on the US since 9/11.
They are so tricky, they managed not to have any direct evidence linking their leader, Osama bin Laden, to 9/11.
They are so sneaky, that their leader, the most wanted man in the world, has eluded capture for over six years, despite everyone knowing basically where he was.
They are so sneaky, that many people think that their leader, Osama bin Laden, is dead!
They are so sneaky, that they put out videos with Osama bin Laden talking about current events, but with no new footage of him, in order to leave people wondering how alive he really is!
They are so tricky, they managed to get the stuffing beat out of them by apparently not anticipating that the US would attack Afghanistan after 9/11.
They are so sneaky, they managed to lure lure the US into invading Iraq, and then made the US look bad by drawing out the war for five years.
They are so sneaky, they are now laying low in Iraq, pretending to be beat.
They are so tricky, they managed to fill the internet with incredibly fake-looking videos of the second hit!
They are so tricky, they managed to make the fire-induced WTC collapses look like nuclear demolitions!
What WILL they think of next?!
They are so tricky, they managed not to pull off any attack on the US since 9/11.
They are so tricky, they managed not to have any direct evidence linking their leader, Osama bin Laden, to 9/11.
They are so sneaky, that their leader, the most wanted man in the world, has eluded capture for over six years, despite everyone knowing basically where he was.
They are so sneaky, that many people think that their leader, Osama bin Laden, is dead!
They are so sneaky, that they put out videos with Osama bin Laden talking about current events, but with no new footage of him, in order to leave people wondering how alive he really is!
They are so tricky, they managed to get the stuffing beat out of them by apparently not anticipating that the US would attack Afghanistan after 9/11.
They are so sneaky, they managed to lure lure the US into invading Iraq, and then made the US look bad by drawing out the war for five years.
They are so sneaky, they are now laying low in Iraq, pretending to be beat.
They are so tricky, they managed to fill the internet with incredibly fake-looking videos of the second hit!
They are so tricky, they managed to make the fire-induced WTC collapses look like nuclear demolitions!
What WILL they think of next?!
posted by spooked at 11:33 AM
2 Comments:
perhaps bin laden is a zombie - that would account for the many reports of his death while still accounting for his resurfacing at convenient moments!
and it is the halloween season, is it not?
Al Qaeda is so tricky that they might as well not even be there!
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