If You Must Pay Attention to the Network Political Talk Shows
...this is clearly the way to go. This site is actually the funniest thing I've seen in a while. A brief sample:
Gregory: so Larry are we lifting the Cuba embargo or what?
Summers: of course we are but first Obama has to let people get used to the idea which is inevitable
Gregory: but Castro is a commie!
Summers: yeah well so are China and Hanoi and Cambridge Massachusetts and we trade with them
Gregory: Obama shook hands with Chavez - is that appropriate since he is dark and swarthy?
Summers: look Obama is popular and other world leaders beg to be seen with him -- did you that dipshit Berlusconi camera hogging with Barack?
Gregory: Wall street vs. Main Steet!
Summers: look the important thing is that we give trillions in free money to three banks so they can start lending to the peons in the rest of America
Gregory: i agree
Summers: Obama is going to shatter Too Big to Fail and create many Too Little to Fails
Gregory: well look dood we've given away billions so where are the results??
Summers: blah blah blah positive indicators blah blah engine blah blah long way to go blah blah
Gregory: Noted ray of sunshine Paul Krugman says we're headed to a depression, fascism and a world war
Summers: he's right
Gregory: oh dear
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