Bush's Top Five Prized Possessions

#5) Saddam Hussein’s pistol.

#4) dynamite-blasted charred chunk of New Orleans levie

#3) personal, top secret copy of video of first WTC hit, originally shown in presidential limo at 8:46am on 9/11/01

#2) solidified ingot of molten steel found under WTC rubble

#1) jar of full of blasted bone fragments recovered from WTC rubble