Jon Stewart and the Plot to Save the World: Best Conspiracy EVER
This is just brilliant:
(via Anonymous Physicist)
This past April, however, the Knights Templar’s centuries long silence came to an abrupt end when one of their “spokesman” Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz held an extraordinary and secret meeting with US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner stating that his order was about to “unleash” their estimated wealth of over $980 Trillion to “save the World from itself”.
Important to note about Jonathan Leibowitz besides his being educated in the Knights Templar College of William & Mary in Virginia, and his brother, Larry Leibowitz, being one of the most important men in America as the Chief Operating Officer of the New York Stock Exchange, is that he was recently named as being the Most Influential Man in the United States under his stage name of Jon Stewart and who hosts a faux news programme called The Daily Show.
To what Leibowitz (Stewart) had told the power elite in American during his meeting with US Treasury Secretary Geithner, this report continues, can be glimpsed in the unprecedented speech given on November 1st to the British House of Lords by Lord James of Blackheath wherein he stated that he had been “approached” by a secret organization he calls “Foundation X” who offered to eliminate the United Kingdom’s entire national debt in a move they said was designed to protect their vast wealth by protecting the entire Global economy.
Lord Blackheath further stated that this mysterious “Foundation X” was prepared to use its vast cash reserves to accomplish this astounding feat they said has since the 1920’s been backed by their own gold reserves worth more than all that has been mined on Earth in all of history. In an interview with Sky News this past week Lord Blackheath also stated that his investigation into the mysterious “Foundation X” found all of their claims to be true.