Denny Hastert Was a Freaking Pwned Secret Gay Pedophile

Not shocking by this point in time, but FUCK-- how many horrible pieces of legislation did this guy push through the US House because he was threatened that his secret would come out?

For one, the fucking evil PATRIOT ACT was passed under Hastert.

And this:
"Dennis Hastert’s indictment offers clues into why he protected Republican Mark Foley in sexual misconduct scandal" 

And you gotta figure GW Bush and Obama were both pwned in similar ways...