"Bin Laden Worked for US Until 9/11"

Man, I just love the way the mainstream media jumped all over this story and did some investigating and, like, blew 9/11 wide open. It was a 24 hour cable-news-fest! In possibly the most-riveting footage ever shown on TV, Rumsfeld finally broke down on the Larry King show and admitted his role in setting up the operation. Bush, Cheney and Rice were arrested the next day.

Man, that was AWESOME. The trial is going to start this 9/11!

Oh wait... sorry. I must have been daydreaming.