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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Did You Hear About Rahm Emmanuel's Dastardly Plot to Force Socialist Obamacare on All of Us?

See, rather than twist a few arms to get the large Democratic majority in Congress to vote for healthcare reform, Rahm concocted a massively evil plot to get Rep. Eric Massa to a wedding, make his staff get drunk and make a joke about properly married Massa screwing around with a brisdesmaid in order to get Massa to make a harmless joke to his staffer, that could be misconstrued as totally gay sexual harassment. This harmless comment would then be used to force Massa out of Congress, because Massa was an impediment to passing healthcare reform! And here's the pure genius part of it-- the key to Rahm's plot was, shortly after Massa entered Congress, to approach Massa naked in the shower, jab his "finger" into him, and harass him about a vote. Oh, the humanity!

Via Foxnews via Wonkette.

UPDATE: Just "tickling"? Really?

UPDATE 2: Massa is a more complicated case than I thought initially.

UPDATE 3: Massa's gay escapades in the Navy.

2 Comments:

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