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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

"Bush Counting Down Days Until He Is No Longer Worst President in History"

DALLAS (The Borowitz Report)—Former President George W. Bush is eagerly counting down the days until he is no longer the worst President in U.S. history, Bush confirmed on Tuesday.

Speaking to reporters at his home, Bush said that he “could hardly wait” until Friday, when he will be officially bounced from the worst-President slot.

“I have to admit, I never thought I’d see this day in my lifetime,” the former President said. “When you leave office with the nation in smoldering ruins, you sort of come to accept that you’re gonna be worst for a long, long time.”

“I guess you could say I set the bar kind of high, worst-wise,” he chuckled.

As the returns came in on Election Night, however, the former President suddenly realized that his days as the worst President in U.S. history might be coming to an abrupt end.

“Holy cow,” Bush remembered saying to himself. “Just holy cow.”

While Bush recognizes that many Americans are dreading Friday’s Inauguration, he said he hoped that they could “sort of understand” why he might see things differently.

“To be honest, Friday can’t come fast enough for me,” he said. “I’m like a kid waiting for Christmas.”

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right. Now Obama is the worst president in history.

7:08 AM  
Blogger the mighty wak said...

Black singer withdraws from Trump Inauguration after blacks call her ‘house n*gger’ and tell her to ‘kill yourself’

an invitee to Trump’s inauguration, singer Jennifer Holliday, has backed out after being viciously attacked — by fellow blacks and by the “gay community”.
More tolerance and peace and “love trumps hate” from the Left.

wow a gentle black lady is called racist names and death threatened by real niggers and fags, the very epitome of the left wing.

“I wanted to sing for America and sing for the people.” She said she assumed the Trump team invited her because of her past performances for presidents Ronald Reagan, the Bushes and Bill Clinton. (“I never performed for President Obama,” she explained. [ironically], “I never was invited.”)

and if that isn't bad enough,
Opera star Andrea Bocelli backs out of Trump inauguration after receiving death threats

wow a blind opera singer (another gentle guy) receives death threats from the "love trumps hate" leftist cry babies.
what is this country coming to?

the left used to protest wars and environmental destruction by corporations, now they actually are protesting democracy.

suck it up pussies, your candidate lost!

7:15 AM  
Blogger spooked said...

by no sane metric is Obama the worst president in history.

Also, stop reading rightwing BS.

10:36 PM  
Blogger the mighty wak said...

wow your link actually insinuates that bush considers obama to have supplanted him as the worst president ever. anyway here is just a small sampling of why obama is the worst president yet.

and you, stop reading leftwing BS

11:51 AM  
Blogger the mighty wak said...

and furthermore, how can trump be the worst president ever if he hasn't even been inaugerated yet and hasn't actually done anything?
and you take what bush says seriously?
what are you, high?

11:55 AM  

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