Humint Events Online: It's..... PROPAGANDA TIME!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

It's..... PROPAGANDA TIME!!!

(circus music plays)

WASHINGTON - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner when he confessed in a U.S. military tribunal to planning and supporting 31 terrorist attacks, topped by 9/11, that killed thousands of innocent victims since the early 1990s.


Hot damn!!! Not only do those military tribunls work GREAT, but al-CIA-duh (oops, al-Qaida) was even more active than we ever knew-- and we got their main planning guy! USA! USA! USA!

(cue "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood)


SERIOUSLY though-- this confession is clearly worthless. Even if this NEW confession was not elicited by overt torture, there's no doubt this guy's mind was seriously fucked with during his captivity.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

help, there's a terrorist hiding in my neighbor's pants!
oh wait, that's just her gardener.

11:52 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

If this gentleman is capable of (personally)figuring out how to defeat the entire U.S. National Defense systems, as his "confession" would make him appear, the United States Government would have long ago put him on the payroll. He would be every bit as valuable as all those Nazis the U.S. brought over after WW2.

He could be useful in both military AND intelligence operations.

I'm surprised that no one in the military or the C.I.A. hasn't realized that. This gentleman could be a very, very valuable asset.

It's just unfortunate that his genius may languish in a prison, due to the incompetence of the Bush Administration.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well he was able to make aa11 go so fast that it became invisible and he was able to make ua175 go so fast that it entered another dimension just as it struck wtc2 and he was able to make aa77 fit thru a window at the pentagon and he was able to make ua93 go so fast that it penetrated entirely into the ground like a lawn dart (except for the human dna which they scooped up with a shovel) and he was able to make both of the massive 1/4 mile tall twin towers poof into a cloud of dust in only 10 seconds each and he was able to make wtc7 collapse neatly into it's own footprint in only 7 seconds so it would seem that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was indeed a criminal terrorist mastermind extraordinaire!
too bad that timothy mcveigh beat him to the punch in the okc bombing.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't take long for you conspiracy clowns to ignore another factoid.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

factoid...
good one!
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4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Webster Tarpley would say - just another one of the psychotic patsies.

6:49 PM  

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