Yesterday on the Internets

Some Democrats said something mild and innocuous or tried to enact some weak, half-assed legislation.

In response, some conservatives said something really dumb and offensive.

Other conservatives freaked out incomprehensibly.

Some liberals wrote long posts carefully rebutting the stupid, offensive statements.

Other liberals made fun of the conservative-leaning people.

Conspiracists continued to show that conservatives and liberals are living in a fantasy world.

Most conservatives and liberals ignored the conspiracists.

A few conservatives and liberals made fun of the conspiracists.

The end.